According to EbenGregory, if you speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. In another humdrum episode called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Gucci Mane tells T.I. to jump in a lake while daring T.I.P. to give him a wet t-shirt.
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EbenGregory says, "You never really know your friends from your enemies until the ice breaks." In the latest installment of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones tells Cam'ron he's on punishment for being stupid and that he's no longer part of the Dip Set family. Three words: Ice is breaking.
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EbenGregory once said that he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot...whatever that's about. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, UGK's Pimp C explains why he thinks...Ne-Yo & Russell are gay, Jeezy's lying about dope prices & why ATL ain't the South.
Let EbenGregory tell it, no man (EbenGregory) needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. In another episode of nicely presented foolishness called THEJEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones hits Broadway and tells his life story in the musical play called The Jim Jones Project.
Let EbenGregory tell it, more men are sorry for speaking, than keeping silence. In another exciting episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Yung Berg face beats up Mainos pimp hand after a misunderstanding of words.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, reporting non-news is the slowest form of human communication. In another non-happening news segment called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Kanye West finds out that his rumored HBO show just might stay on the shelve.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, a gangster rapper who gets a nipple ring...gets a nipple ring. In another boring episode of non-funny called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Lil Wayne gets adventurous and decides to sport a nipple ring just in time to go to the VMA's. Two words: No Homo.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, there is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. In another non-boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones articulates why he thinks TIs swagger is fabricated and non-existent.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. In another caked filled episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Baby hits Weezy F. with a $1 million in cold hard cash on his birthday.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, we're going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. In another serious topic of social commentary called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Suge Knight gets a free pass to the slammer after he gave his girlfriend of 3 years a hand necklace.
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Let EbenGregory tell it, the average rapper pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. In another exciting dumb episode of non-entertainment called THE JEWELRY REPORT, Fat Joe tries not to make it rain on the IRS after owing more than $150,000 in back taxes.